Are your parents definitely not home? Because I'm planning to do more than just give a blowjob

The maid messed up 😤 But then she wasn't too lazy to give me a blowjob 😏

Who taught you to suck like that? I'd like to say thanks to your ex

I call her a bitch, but she doesn't take offense—she just works even harder on my dick

You're jerking off. Stop it! Let me give you a better blowjob 😻